Funny Pinoy Business Names

• Parlor in San Juan is named Cut & Face.
• Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks.
• Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee
• Internet cafe opened among squatters named Cafe Pindot.
• In Manila , there's a laundry named, Summa Cum Laundry.
• A pet shop in Kamuning: Pakita Mo Pet Mo.
• Bakery: Bread Pit.

• Bank in Alabang: Alabank.
• Restaurant in Pampanga named, Mekeni Rogers.
• Restaurant in Pasig: Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina.
• A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida.
• A copy center in Sikatuna Village called Pakopya ni Edgar.
• Laundromat in Sikatuna:  Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes.
• Internet cafe in Taguig named, n@kopi@.

• Name of a kambingan, Sa Goat Kita.
• A salon somewhere, Curl Up And Dye.
• A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee.
• A water refilling station in Dapitan named Wa-Thirst.
• A store selling feeds for chickens: Robocock.
• Shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago.
• Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you.

• Petshop: Petness First
• Flower shop: Susan's Roses.
• Taxicab: Income Taxi.
• A second-hand watch store: 2nd Time Around.
• A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit.
• A lawyer's extension office:  Nota Republic.
• A ceiling installer:  Kisame Street.

• A car repair shop: Bangga ka 'day?
• An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You.
• A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines.
• A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay.
• A resto along Mayon road in Manila: May Lisa Eatery.
• Laundry shop: Wash Your Problem.
• This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching.

• Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat.
• Chicharon store: Chicha Hut.
• Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot.
• A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber.
• A Resto: The Last Supper.
• A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa!
• A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken.

• Salon: Hair Dot Comb.
• Signage on a restaurant: We are open  hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!
• A funeral parlor in Bacoor, Cavite: Funeraria Happy